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Humanities - Knight's Journal due THIS FRIDAY
5 entries from a knight that are fitting ELA and SS requirements. Each entry is one page.
Any questions or need help?

pizzabart46 wrote:Humanities - Knight's Journal due THIS FRIDAY
5 entries from a knight that are fitting ELA and SS requirements. Each entry is one page.
Any questions or need help?

When does the journal take place?

nickjoshr4 wrote:

pizzabart46 wrote:Humanities - Knight's Journal due THIS FRIDAY
5 entries from a knight that are fitting ELA and SS requirements. Each entry is one page.
Any questions or need help?

When does the journal take place?

be creative! (on regular paper)

There is also a science research report on a organism due Monday. (See paper handout)

nickjoshr4 wrote:

pizzabart46 wrote:Humanities - Knight's Journal due THIS FRIDAY
5 entries from a knight that are fitting ELA and SS requirements. Each entry is one page.
Any questions or need help?

When does the journal take place?

In the Middle Ages.
I guess preferably late 1000s thru 1300s, but that's just a rough estimate.

pizzabart46 wrote:

nickjoshr4 wrote:

pizzabart46 wrote:Humanities - Knight's Journal due THIS FRIDAY
5 entries from a knight that are fitting ELA and SS requirements. Each entry is one page.
Any questions or need help?

When does the journal take place?

In the Middle Ages.
I guess preferably late 1000s thru 1300s, but that's just a rough estimate.

any time before 1300 is middle ages
1300s is black death till 1400s
1400s is the renaissance

And we have the Music test tomorrow and the Media Arts one Tuesday, June 15th

ok.... isnt this about video games...

So, we've got to:

- Write 6 journals from different people in the Rennaisance (10 entries each, 4 pages an entry)
- Write an 8th grade math textbook
- Invent a new simple machine
- Write an opera
- Draw the Mona Lisa...2!!!
- Create a new Photoshop
- Read 58 books
- Write a sequel to every Shakespeare play ever written
- Take a video of us doing 9,000 pushups
- Answer 470 questions on each topic we studied in math in our lives
- Go to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
- Understand what 'llorkcir" means

pizzabart46 wrote:So, we've got to:

- Write 6 journals from different people in the Rennaisance (10 entries each, 4 pages an entry)
- Write an 8th grade math textbook
- Invent a new simple machine
- Write an opera
- Draw the Mona Lisa...2!!!
- Create a new Photoshop
- Read 58 books
- Write a sequel to every Shakespeare play ever written
- Take a video of us doing 9,000 pushups
- Answer 470 questions on each topic we studied in math in our lives
- Go to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
- Understand what 'llorkcir" means

Huzzah!

SCHOOL ASSIGNMENT:

1. don't do your summer homework.
2. fail seventh grade.
3. drop put of school entirely.
4. get a crappy job at McDonald's
5. A few years later, come back to school as a janitor and see all your friends graduate. When you see them, be like, wassup peoples.
6. Somehow convince one of them to take you in after they go to college, because your parents are threating to kick you out by then.
7. Live your life as a homeless person.
8. Eventually die because a mutant teenage ninja dolphin came on shore and felt like killing you.
9. live a happy afterlife

Jocelyn wrote:SCHOOL ASSIGNMENT:

1. don't do your summer homework.
2. fail seventh grade.
3. drop put of school entirely.
4. get a crappy job at McDonald's
5. A few years later, come back to school as a janitor and see all your friends graduate. When you see them, be like, wassup peoples.
6. Somehow convince one of them to take you in after they go to college, because your parents are threating to kick you out by then.
7. Live your life as a homeless person.
8. Eventually die because a mutant teenage ninja dolphin came on shore and felt like killing you.
9. live a happy afterlife

That's depressing, Jocelyn.

pizzabart46 wrote:

Jocelyn wrote:SCHOOL ASSIGNMENT:

1. don't do your summer homework.
2. fail seventh grade.
3. drop put of school entirely.
4. get a crappy job at McDonald's
5. A few years later, come back to school as a janitor and see all your friends graduate. When you see them, be like, wassup peoples.
6. Somehow convince one of them to take you in after they go to college, because your parents are threating to kick you out by then.
7. Live your life as a homeless person.
8. Eventually die because a mutant teenage ninja dolphin came on shore and felt like killing you.
9. live a happy afterlife

That's depressing, Jocelyn.

Yeah, why do you think I wrote it? But trust me, it wasn't me that thought this up my cousin made this list and sent it out. I just changed the first thing from don't have fun over summer vacation to don't do the summer reading. And I also changed it from a shark killing you to a teenage mutant ninja dolphin killing you.

btw, I thought that this would be more of a wtf moment than an depressing one, which is also why I wrote it.

Well that is depressing. Strange...
Strangly Depressing!

Jocelyn wrote:

pizzabart46 wrote:

Jocelyn wrote:SCHOOL ASSIGNMENT:

1. don't do your summer homework.
2. fail seventh grade.
3. drop put of school entirely.
4. get a crappy job at McDonald's
5. A few years later, come back to school as a janitor and see all your friends graduate. When you see them, be like, wassup peoples.
6. Somehow convince one of them to take you in after they go to college, because your parents are threating to kick you out by then.
7. Live your life as a homeless person.
8. Eventually die because a mutant teenage ninja dolphin came on shore and felt like killing you.
9. live a happy afterlife

That's depressing, Jocelyn.

Yeah, why do you think I wrote it? But trust me, it wasn't me that thought this up my cousin made this list and sent it out. I just changed the first thing from don't have fun over summer vacation to don't do the summer reading. And I also changed it from a shark killing you to a teenage mutant ninja dolphin killing you.

btw, I thought that this would be more of a wtf moment than an depressing one, which is also why I wrote it.

the last few choices are unrealistic and the others are reasonable but not something that i would do

edward wrote:

Jocelyn wrote:

pizzabart46 wrote:

Jocelyn wrote:SCHOOL ASSIGNMENT:

1. don't do your summer homework.
2. fail seventh grade.
3. drop put of school entirely.
4. get a crappy job at McDonald's
5. A few years later, come back to school as a janitor and see all your friends graduate. When you see them, be like, wassup peoples.
6. Somehow convince one of them to take you in after they go to college, because your parents are threating to kick you out by then.
7. Live your life as a homeless person.
8. Eventually die because a mutant teenage ninja dolphin came on shore and felt like killing you.
9. live a happy afterlife

That's depressing, Jocelyn.

Yeah, why do you think I wrote it? But trust me, it wasn't me that thought this up my cousin made this list and sent it out. I just changed the first thing from don't have fun over summer vacation to don't do the summer reading. And I also changed it from a shark killing you to a teenage mutant ninja dolphin killing you.

btw, I thought that this would be more of a wtf moment than an depressing one, which is also why I wrote it.

the last few choices are unrealistic and the others are reasonable but not something that i would do

that's my family for you.

Jocelyn wrote:

edward wrote:

Jocelyn wrote:

pizzabart46 wrote:

Jocelyn wrote:SCHOOL ASSIGNMENT:

1. don't do your summer homework.
2. fail seventh grade.
3. drop put of school entirely.
4. get a crappy job at McDonald's
5. A few years later, come back to school as a janitor and see all your friends graduate. When you see them, be like, wassup peoples.
6. Somehow convince one of them to take you in after they go to college, because your parents are threating to kick you out by then.
7. Live your life as a homeless person.
8. Eventually die because a mutant teenage ninja dolphin came on shore and felt like killing you.
9. live a happy afterlife

That's depressing, Jocelyn.

Yeah, why do you think I wrote it? But trust me, it wasn't me that thought this up my cousin made this list and sent it out. I just changed the first thing from don't have fun over summer vacation to don't do the summer reading. And I also changed it from a shark killing you to a teenage mutant ninja dolphin killing you.

btw, I thought that this would be more of a wtf moment than an depressing one, which is also why I wrote it.

the last few choices are unrealistic and the others are reasonable but not something that i would do

that's my family for you.

that is what our families does??

I don't think so.